MENTAL HEALTH IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989

sapper-in-the-wire:

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lastvalyrian:

megamindeeznuts:

i was watching futurama with my friend last night and it glitched out so bad i got the best screenshot ever .

when you remember an important task while going to bed at 3am

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devilishdescent:

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

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everythingfox:

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broccoli-bitching:

probablyelise:

queer-here-and-in-fear:

ok this is insane but like.. the new tumblrinas are more acclimated to the culture than some normal users. i mean it. like every single reddit refugee post has an INSANELY CLOSE like to reblog ratio and there all mutualing each other and sending each other asks and dms. like wtf. how are you better at this.

in all seriousness i think its because we welcomed them with such feral delight. like every single tumblr user individually saw the reddit refugees and were like “ok listen. we love you honey and hope you’re feeling good and here are the instructions” and they did SO MUCH MORE THAN WE THOUGHT THEY WOULD!!! AND NOW ALL OF THEM ARE LIKE HAVING SO MUCH FUN AND IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!!!

and also not to keep going but i adore how everyone is so so emotional about this. like every single reddit refugee is like “oh my god why are you so nicee i havent felt this happy in years holy fuckkk…” and were all like “its ok!!! im so glad you are having fun you are doing such a good job yknow? youre perfect at this!!” anyways if YOURE a reddit refugee lets be mutuals

We’ve been let loose after staring at r/Tumblr posts for several years, our time is nigh

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phlebasthebroenician:

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

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moth-unit-00:

moth-unit-00:

ooccouchgags:

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fuggivaboutit:

homeofthephobic-buff:

fuggivaboutit:

fuggivaboutit:

t-shirt that says “object permanence is for schmucks!” on the front

t-shirt that says “object permanence is for schmucks!” on the back

are they the same shirt

idk

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amygdalae:

I’d use a tumblr badge if they gave me one that was evil bleeding skull flaming skull dark blood skull vampire demon wings horned skull oozing fangs sinister skull. For free

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skipclasseatass:

hey 2b, look, water! don’t you think we should splash around and play in it a bit?

stop talking, 9s. now sit still so i can put out this cigarette on your arm.

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